Raymond snatches the phone from his mother and returns to the yard where she can’t overhear the conversation.
“Hi, Jenny. What’s up?”
“Boy, oh boy, are you in big trouble.”
“What do you mean?”
“Betty’s got bruises all over her body and she’s telling everybody you gave them to her. Is that true?”
Electricity sluicing Raymond’s quick.
“What do you mean?”
“She says you raped her in her garage attic last night. Everybody knows you were there. How’d she get all those bruises?”
Raymond, searching for a response, finds himself by his mother’s garden, and he begins pulling up weeds. His parents, watching closely from inside the house, are smiling.
“Raymond?”
“I dunno. Maybe she fell. Maybe she’s looking for attention. I’m captain of the football team and all-league in baseball, you know. I’d be a real trophy on her shelf. You’re the only one for me.”
Raymond pulls up a cucumber plant without examining it.
“Raymond! What are you doing? My beautiful babies!”
“Well, then, what were you doing over there?”
“Getting some…”
“What?” both women yell, one in each ear.
The rabbit is sucking the sweat gleefully from Raymond’s bandana, and with all the athleticism of a pro prospect, he hurls the phone at the creature, striking it in the head and wounding it.
No, stop, please, a voice passionately whispers. Raymond feels the impact of each breath tickle his sweaty ear.
I love you, he says.
I love you, too, Raybie, the phone crackles, sticking to the spilled blood of the dying rabbit.
“Raymond, what’s wrong with you?” asks his father, who’s opened the window.
He looks up at him, sees the terror in his eyes, and feels regret. Life has certainly turned to shit. His mother, now by his side, puts her hand on his forehead.
“Come inside and have a drink. You can clean this up later,” she says, taking grip of Raymond’s arm.
She leads him into the house where she will give him tea and a sandwich.
At least the phone is out of order. He can’t think, but his mother’s voice is better than most.
Sweet Dreams
The tall gray one produces unspeakable pleasures with its long fingers. The bulbous tips provide girth. The scaly multi-jointed digit is illuminating vibrations, a dexterity prone to excitement.
Others are watching, further impregnating the show. The realness of the performance is performed reality. Are her screams of pleasure any less genuine if she embellishes them to further arouse her silent audience?
Pleasing the browns and grays enables her pornographic career to continue.
The phone rings, waking her from a sensuous journey with the others.
“Hello?”
Sweetheart? Is that you? Did I wake you? I’m sorry, I always forget about the time zones. How’s my baby?
“Mom?”
Honey, are you alright? You sound strange? Are you on the oxycontin again? Didn’t I tell you what they did to Rush? But you don’t listen to me. You just take the drugs and you’ll pay for it. Like Marilyn Monroe. They’ll find you dead and naked in your bed. I’ll be destroyed. How will I live after that?
“Mom.”
You’re killing me, you know that? My blood pressure’s 580 over 998. They’re reading about you in the checkout lines. Why can’t you settle down and get married? They got you with one guy after another and you’re on those drugs and they’re going to find you dead and naked in your bed and everybody’s going to be pointing their fingers at this actor and that singer and I’ll just know you did it to yourself. And all those reporters will be stalking me, I won’t be able to shake them. You brought this all on yourself. You’re such a disappointment to me.
He slapped her and she fell to the ground, twisting and writhing to elude him. She catches her blouse on the poker iron by the fireplace, tearing it away to expose her Victoria’s Secret support bra. She climbs to her feet, using the poker for support, warming herself by the blaze. He takes a step forward as she withdraws the poker from its mantle, brandishing it over her head.
“You back away,” she croaks.
Cut! Get her another cough drop. Avie, you picked a fine time to lose your voice. This is costing us, dear.
A young man runs up to her with a pair of Vicks 44s already unwrapped. She pops them into her mouth and chews. A minute later she’s clearing her throat.
OK, we’ll pick it up where Avie raises the poker. Remember Jon, your not tentative or reticent, just slow. You’ve been injured, mortally. But the one thing you really want before you die is to kill Avie. Action!
“You! Back away! I said back away!”
You’re finally going to get what you deserve, you crazy fucking bitch.
Avie raises the poker a bit higher, then, screaming, attacks Jon, who promptly pulls a tiny Derringer from his breast coat pocket, plugging Avie between the eyes. She’s stopped in her tracks, gives her killer a quizzical look, then falls forward onto the mattress in front of her. Everyone cheers and Jon picks her up, hugging and kissing her.
We’re going to win Oscars for this, I know it! Another Guildstein and Guildstern Production has wrapped filming! See you at the party!
“Mom. We just wrapped at 3 a.m. I’ve been working all week finishing this film. It’s going to be really good. Jon’s brilliant.”
That’s who they’re linking you with. Is he white? By God he looks Chicano or something. “Third generation Mexican-American. Graduated from USC film school.”
Was busted for drugs and assault numerous times. He beat up his wife, Eleanor Christian McGaffery. It was on Inside Edition. Are you with him because he has drugs?